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Or "Sturmgewehr" (German for Assult Rifle). Was produced in 1944. This was the worlds first assult rifle. Therefore all modern day assult rifles owe something to this gun. The easiest to see is the AK series (AK47, AK74 and other varients). The MP44 was originally intended to be a submachine gun, but was found to be extremely accurate. So was born the first ever assult rifle.
Caliber: 7.92 x 33mm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Muzzle velocity: 690m/s
The MP44 is the god of all modern day assult rifles.
MP44 by Jake-up December 28, 2005
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Machine Pistol 1944

The first assult rifle ever made. Hitler was slow to put into use, and that is one thing that might have turned the war around for him.
The MP44 Is a bad ass assult rifle.
MP44 by Bl Hagentuur May 13, 2005
MP44 is a common misinterpretation for the STG44, an assault rifle from WW2
MP=machine pistol which is an SMG and uses pistol ammo
STG=Assault rifle which is just that, and uses rifle ammo

Possibly coined from a poor translation in a video game.
Player1:Dude I just killed you with my MP44!
Player2: your what?
Player1:My MP44...
Player2:Dude, go back to history class or read a book, its an STG44 not a MP44 get it right you troglodyte
MP44 by Irish teddy bear April 10, 2009

Fairymilk.mp444 

They are a hot, sexy, and fine mf that stans stray kids, twice, itzy, bibi, iu, somi and other mfs. They also live in Georgia😍
"Did you know that Kim woojin tripped and fell face flat on the floor?"

"No but he deserves it Fairymilk.mp444 outsold your favesπŸ˜‹πŸ€€πŸ˜«"
Fairymilk.mp444 by Hanquokka1 October 17, 2021

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026