mountain topped 

to be hit right on the very top of a nipple by a dart

Man, I was playing darts with the guys at the bar and one of my friends accidentally mountain topped some guy, he had to go to the hospital to get the dart removed

mountain topped by ThatGentleman January 26, 2011

Mountain Topped 

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

Mountain Topped by gooserobber January 21, 2011

Snow-topped mountain 

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

Snow-topped mountain by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Muddy Mountain Topper 

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

Muddy Mountain Topper by Majio June 16, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008