The word used for the opening on your face which receives all food, drink, and other oral substances. It is similar to the word, "Mouth," but this word is used between two friends who have hung out way too much and behave like complete retards in each others presence.
"Duuude, this sandwich is like a symphony in my mouf."
"Aw man, I gotta go the dentist so they can check on my mouf."
A put down, generally used to observe a failing or unfortunate occurrence. Properly coupled with "da" as the preceding article, though the da
is often used in a sarcastic manner.
You failed that test? That's da mouf.
Any sexual activity at all. Like mouth, but with an "f" instead of "th."
Guy one: Dude how was your date last night?
Guy two: Good, didn't get any mouf though
Guy one: no mouf? shieeeeeet
A larger than life teenage lier who gains great satisfaction in seeing the misfortune or downfall of others.
Ollie Childs is Mouf!
a bad place fo my name to be
you best keep my name out ya mouf
When muff, as in a vagina with a jungle of pubic hair surrounding it, is placed in ones mouth for sexual enjoyment.
Wance loves it when his girlfriend gives him mouf.