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Motorpsych 

When you think you see an empty parking space, but it turns out to have a motorcycle in it.
"Found a perfect parking place next to the elevator, but it turned out to be a motorpsych."
Motorpsych by skzb September 8, 2011

mototips 

the best motorcycle forum on the gaddum planet

dood 1: man, my honda is so slow
dood 2: if you had gone to mototips first they would have told you to buy a decent bike, l ike a yamaha.
mototips by off_road_4_me March 11, 2009

uninsured motorist

Saint Louis police slang for an African American. Often used in police reports to avoid appearing blatantly racist.
Lawyer: You said in your police report that you stopped my client because he looked like he didn't have insurance. What, pray tell, does an uninsured motorist look like, again?
uninsured motorist by V Kessler October 31, 2006

motorpsycho 

an individual who rides their motorcycle with complete and total disregard for the safety of themselves or others.

an individual who rides purely to satisfy their own ego, refusing to shift gears because revving their engine sounds so cool.
The guy who won't shift out of first and pops wheelies in my neighbourhood on the same street where kids play and ride their bikes is a total motorpsycho.
motorpsycho by ballistic8 September 6, 2011
Word of the Day on May 28, 2013

speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.
"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."
speeding motorist by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007

Motorpsyche 

When you're driving around a packed parking lot and you think you see a spot only to drive up and find that it's occupied by a motorcycle. Similar to Priusyche.
Oh yeah, that's my spot that's my spot oh yeah oh....oh man! I just got motorpsyched!
Motorpsyche by OBKV December 26, 2016