Sweaty Motlock 

The patch of hair that appears between a males balls and a-hole (taint). Generally sweaty, motley, and congregates itself as a lock of hair, thus a "sweaty motlock".

Also known as: Taint hair, Tainthawk, Ball Mullet,

........ "Hey man, whats with that sweaty patch of hair between your balls and your ass?" "Why are you looking at my balls? It's my Sweaty Motlock."

Sweaty Motlock by daybyday February 15, 2009

Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.

Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

Morlocking by Nico-clart Costelo-twat March 13, 2010

Matlock 

Someone who picks and picks at your very believable story until you break down and confess the truth.

or someone who points out something obvious to everyone else.

"Dude, how did your Mom find out you were'nt staying over at my house?"
"She gave me the Matlock."

"Man, it sure is raining."
"Thanks, Matlock."

Matlock by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Mortlocking It 

Having no concept of time, or the corollary matter of punctuality, whatsoever.

Everyone else was there at 7pm, but I mortlocked it and rolled up at 9.30.

Simon is known for mortlocking it when distracted by well-built Russian sailors.

The baby mortlocked it, so had to be induced.

Mortlocking It by Lancaster's Second Finest February 1, 2014

Mollock

When someone only has one bollock, they have a mollock (derived from mono-bollock)

"Tim has a Mollock due to an accident on his BMX"

Mollock by djo76 February 14, 2012

Toni Matlock easy 

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

Toni Matlock easy by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009

moflock 

A hairstyle that is part mohawk, part the hairstyle popularized by the lead singer of Flock of Seagulls, Mike Score.

Hey, rock that moflock!

moflock by Isabella Porrini January 17, 2007