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When someone only has one bollock, they have a mollock (derived from mono-bollock)
"Tim has a Mollock due to an accident on his BMX"
by djo76 January 24, 2012
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Not just your regular bollocks. These are Man-bollocks. GROW A PAIR.
oh my god, look at the size of those bollocks.

theyre not bollocks my friend. theyre Mollocks. bow down to me.
by bangtidywhatsoccurin August 23, 2010
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