Mother

The only woman in the world who will still cradle you in her arms even if you've stabbed her loving heart each time you've hung up her calls, thrown away her delicious food just because your friends thought Subway was cool; got a red-ink stained progress report; told her to go away in the presence of your apparently 'cool' friends, ignored her for telling you to do your school work before play; taking juvenile revenge on her for only protecting you from the seemingly harmless evils in the world around you.

And still say she loves you and you will always be her child, no matter what.

It's not just the placenta that forms a bond between a mother and a child.

It's the mother herself who loves her child unconditionally.

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I love my mother and I absolutely hate myself because I am yehdjncmsaoajeu (aka doesn't deserve to be my mother's child)

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010

Mother Mother

Mostly for the mentally ill pintrest users/lgbtq community especially the non binary and bisexuals. If you listen to these mfs pls marry. They're so good and jwbeiwk 😫

Random person: Hey I saw you listen to Mother Mother.. your mentally ill too?
Random 2: uh yea I am 🙄😫💯👆😱🥶🥶🤣 let's be besties

by Peepeepoopooman April 11, 2021

Motherisms

The use of words that only a mother would use when talking or refering to her offspring.

"Aw my baby boy Sammy's been such a treasure today"
"Come in for tea now princess."

"Dude i can't take any more motherisms, the rents are getting on my nerves big time!"

by Benny-G December 7, 2009

Mother

I wish mine loved me

I wish I had a mother like yours

by Where Is My Air Guitar March 30, 2020

mother

Somebody who can be a really nice person, but can also physically and verbally abuse you sometimes. Perhaps she does it out of anger, or hate, or whatever the reason. This is an actual conversation I had with my mother:

Her: Did you do something stupid?
Me: What? No! Why did you thnk that.
Her: Because ou're you, and you do stupid things (Ouch!)
Me: Hey...shut up!
Her: What did you say?
Me: Just stop! I don't need to listen to this!
Her: (smacks me across head) You don't tell me to shut up. I tell you to shut up. You can go to your room after dinner.

Me: (sigh) I wish my mother could just be grateful I exist...

by Alex4315 February 16, 2013

Mother

The Person Who Might have raised you, normally a woman

your mother is a woman who raised you is it not?

by 1 October 1, 2003

Mother

The most amazing, strong, loving, and heroic woman you will ever know. She gets up earlier and stays up later then anyone else and still manages to keep the family together. She teaches you the things you can't learn from anyone else through examples and hard work. Often punishes you for things you don't think are fair as a child but grow up to appreciate the character she helped you build.

My mother is my best friend.

by Kat85 June 17, 2008