24 definitions by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf
Something real celebrities do to get a license to become fake ones
The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'
The cause for idols becoming enemies
Something demeaning
The process of injecting inorganic substances under the skin of one's nose so as to make it look more 'appealing'
The cause for idols becoming enemies
Something demeaning
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010
high school teenager whose vast collection of boyfriends fall primarily under the category of jocks.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
the supposedly hot girl every guy wants to date.
evil because she has a weakness for football players with tight abs and big arms and cares not for personality.
Hence, EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE.
PS- Psychologically harmful to incompetent non-jock males.
Is unaware of her classmates.
Term invented by Miles, from Transformers.
Mikaela Banes from Transformers is an evil jock concubine.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
She dates Trent when Sam is obviously the better dude.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 26, 2010
The most horrible feeling in the world.
You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.
Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
You can vent anger, control lust, own up for guilt, but you just cannot undo what you've been regretting.
Regret is that full time shadow with no limitation of day, light, time, or person. Other than those who just choose to forget, of course, but you can't forget when it's screaming at you in the face every time you feel a smile or a laugh rumbling up your throat. Regret can make you wan to tear your hair out and slice your arteries into slivers of defunct tissue; it can give you self-esteem issues and take away concentration; it can ruin relationships and make you say 'FML' 24x7.
I regret being born to such loving parents because I am not 0.0000001% worthy of it.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.
I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.
I regret being born.
I regret being born at all. The world would have been a better place and all those poor starving babies in third world African countries could have consumed the food that's been wasted on me all my life.
Little homeless orphans around the globe could have had my loving parents, poor things.
The money spent on my education could have been utilized on the education of those children in developing nations who work as child labourers 18 hours a day.
I regret not being able to do anything about the fact that I was born in the first place.
I regret being born.
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010
A 23 year old kid,who has the perfect combination of a cute face,a hot body and a sexy atmosphere.<3
He's known for his lead roles in thrillers like Disturbia(Kale Brecht),Transformers 1 and 2(Sam Witwicky),and Eagle Eye(Jerry/Ethan Shaw).
He is an ex-disney star and starred in the Even Stevens movie,Tru Confessions,Hounded and The Christmas Path.
His characters are neurotic and he always looks 4 years younger than his actual age.
Often rumours of his hook-ups with co-stars are publicised,but in reality he's dated only a few women-
China Brezner and Carey Mulligan(confirmed).
He has a lot of crazy fans and is often compared to robert pattinson ,but that shouldn't be done because Shia is such a great actor in his own way,but he's also a tiny pervert and his movies are better than Robs',anyday.
Other than acting,he plays the drums and drinks arizona iced tea with ginseng and honey.He likes rap music and has directed a video for his favourite rapper,Cage called "i never knew you".
He's Jewish and he says the best day of his life was the day his Bar Mitzvah took place.
"Shia LaBeouf" means "praise GOD for beef"!!
He's known for his lead roles in thrillers like Disturbia(Kale Brecht),Transformers 1 and 2(Sam Witwicky),and Eagle Eye(Jerry/Ethan Shaw).
He is an ex-disney star and starred in the Even Stevens movie,Tru Confessions,Hounded and The Christmas Path.
His characters are neurotic and he always looks 4 years younger than his actual age.
Often rumours of his hook-ups with co-stars are publicised,but in reality he's dated only a few women-
China Brezner and Carey Mulligan(confirmed).
He has a lot of crazy fans and is often compared to robert pattinson ,but that shouldn't be done because Shia is such a great actor in his own way,but he's also a tiny pervert and his movies are better than Robs',anyday.
Other than acting,he plays the drums and drinks arizona iced tea with ginseng and honey.He likes rap music and has directed a video for his favourite rapper,Cage called "i never knew you".
He's Jewish and he says the best day of his life was the day his Bar Mitzvah took place.
"Shia LaBeouf" means "praise GOD for beef"!!
Shia LaBeouf is the dream fantasy lover for any girl who likes curly dark hair and adorable kitty eyes.
I can't stop downloading Shia LaBeouf wallpapers.
me:*to a Shia picture* I love you I love you I love you so much,but you live halfway around the world and you're 9 years older than me!
I can't stop downloading Shia LaBeouf wallpapers.
me:*to a Shia picture* I love you I love you I love you so much,but you live halfway around the world and you're 9 years older than me!
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf December 26, 2009
Slim Shady. Marshall Mathers.
Eminem.
The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.
Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.
Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.
He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).
Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.
As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
Eminem.
The most epic rapper ever, hott and handsome, and a star who actually bares the truth.
Eminem is an amazing rapper, the one with the most amazing videos and the most amazing lyrics; I can't help but use hyperboles for such a talented man.
Since he got the world rocking to the beat of "My name is-?" more than a decade ago, he's been moving it with many more hip-hop songs that've left his fans in awe.
He often criticises other celebrities, as is obvious in 'Without me' (Moby) and 'We made you' (Sarah Palin, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian and many more).
Many consider his lyrics to be offensive, but it actually depends on the way you want to look at them. He clearly has a passion for rhyme, which makes his songs what they are.
As a person, we may never know him. As a celebrity, he is known to be straightforward, uses profanities quite a bit, is strong of character and has a high level of se;f-confidence and determination. He took a break from his carreer in 2006 for three years, because of rehab. But Slim Shady's back. The rap scene does feel empty without him.
It needs a little controversy, it (the world) feels so empty without me.
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"
~Eminem
"Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected s#x, don't be violent. Leave it to me to do all that"
~Eminem
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf August 8, 2010
Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.
A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.
Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.
He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.
He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.
He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.
He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.
Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.
A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.
Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.
He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.
He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.
He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.
He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.
Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"
Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"
Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"
Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"
Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"
Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf December 27, 2010
Name for a genius.
He has friends who respect him greatly, is handsome, nonchalant, intelligent and loves his sister but doesn't show his love out loud.
He thinks in eleven dimensions and can solve an A-level science/math problem in less than quarter of the time it would take for an average student.
He pretends to not know that all the girls love him.
He can imitate voices and actions to the muscle and pitch.
The girl he will marry is the luckiest, most blessed girl in the world.
He has friends who respect him greatly, is handsome, nonchalant, intelligent and loves his sister but doesn't show his love out loud.
He thinks in eleven dimensions and can solve an A-level science/math problem in less than quarter of the time it would take for an average student.
He pretends to not know that all the girls love him.
He can imitate voices and actions to the muscle and pitch.
The girl he will marry is the luckiest, most blessed girl in the world.
Daniel is a clever dude in a non-geeky cool way
"Ohmygowsh it's Daniel again!!! Go catch him, babes!!!"
Daniel, you GMH
"Ohmygowsh it's Daniel again!!! Go catch him, babes!!!"
Daniel, you GMH
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 28, 2010