Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!
Granddaughter: Mother who?
Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)
Granddaughter: Mother who?
Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)
by Joel67 April 27, 2007