Excellent book series of the 90's, (written by R.L. Stine,) which spawned a terribly mediocre television series under the same name.
"Ugh, change the channel, that dumb "Goosebumps" is on. I'd much rather enjoy the high-quality books."
Television show created after the creators of the show were most definately tripping on acid and other illegal substances.
Writer #1: "Hey, that's some good shit, yo."
Writer #2: "Why yes, these are some high quality substances, fo real."
Writer #1: "I believe now would be an opportune occasion to invent the "Boobahs." What do you think?"
Writer #2: (Passes out.)
An epic novel from Charles Dickens.
When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.
A totally sarcastic way of saying, "That's spectacular!"
A bird just pooped on my head and my jacket... Well this is simply fucktacular.
Extremely popular children's show of the 90's.
Very frightening, with excellent acting.
Beats the shit out of Goosebumps
Boy 1: I accidentally soiled my pants last night after a petrifying episode of AYAOTD.
Boy 2: Man, me too.
the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.
Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"
What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.
Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!
Granddaughter: Mother who?
Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)