Joel67's definitions

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010

Arcade Fire

An extremely fucked up band out of Montreal.

"Goodness me, what is that fucked up song playing on the radio?"
"A bunch of crackheads who go by the name of "Arcade Fire." They're weird."

by Joel67 May 22, 2005

Bodybreak

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

by Joel67 May 27, 2007

charred eyebrows

What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.

Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."

by Joel67 October 27, 2007

AYAOTD

Extremely popular children's show of the 90's.

Very frightening, with excellent acting.

Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.

Boy 1: I accidentally soiled my pants last night after a petrifying episode of AYAOTD.

Boy 2: Man, me too.

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

Penelope

A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.

Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."

by Joel67 January 3, 2008

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007