Joel67's definitions

David Suzuki

An excellent Canadian environmentalist, advocate for the Earth, very intelligent.

Without David Suzuki, we'd be totally screwed.

Yay, David!

by Joel67 April 22, 2005

Oliver Twist

An epic novel from Charles Dickens.

When Oliver asked for some more gruel, the evil man smacked him upside the head with a ladle. What a bastard.

by Joel67 April 20, 2005

Bodybreak

the best damn television commercial-ish series in the world.

Joanne McLeod and Hal Johnson always told me, "Stay fit and have fun!"

...BODYBREAK!!!

by Joel67 May 27, 2007

AYAOTD

Extremely popular children's show of the 90's.

Very frightening, with excellent acting.

Beats the shit out of Goosebumps any day.

Boy 1: I accidentally soiled my pants last night after a petrifying episode of AYAOTD.

Boy 2: Man, me too.

by Joel67 May 5, 2005

Penelope

A character off a popular skit on SNL, (Saturday Night Live.) She is the ultimate one-upper, and always strokes her hair while telling you how much better she is than you.

Girl: "I just had a baby! I'm so happy."
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."

by Joel67 January 3, 2008

mother effer

What wholesome people say to avoid swearing.

Grandmother: Oh, mother effer, I just burned my hands on this apple pie!

Granddaughter: Mother who?

Grandmother: Ahhh... Mrs. Effer... yes, she lives down the street. (Runs away.)

by Joel67 May 8, 2007

charred eyebrows

What happens when someone gets extremely mad at you, thus implying the angry person got so mad he/she breathed fire in your face, charring your eyebrows.

Dude 1: "Man! John's girlfriend got so mad at him for cheating on her last night - she's screaming at him as we speak."

Dude 2: "Yeah, he's totally gonna have charred eyebrows."

by Joel67 October 27, 2007