Moustachery 

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.

1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.

Moustachery by theironpig January 12, 2010

Mustacherbating 

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

Mustacherbating by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

mustacheer 

a fellow (or a gal) sporting a respectable mustache.

Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.

I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer

mustacheer by evyatron March 21, 2011

mustachery 

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

mustachery by Daus worm July 6, 2015

mustacherryeatme 

the really hot and sexy owner of the tiktok account @mustacherryeatme the true girlfriend of Mustache Harry Styles.

yoooo mustacherryeatme is soooo hot

mustacherryeatme by yolis June 3, 2021

mustacherryeatme 

the really really hot sexy owner of the amazing tiktok account @mustacherryeatme

yooooo @mustacherryeatme on tiktok is so hot

mustacherryeatme by yolis June 3, 2021

mustachero

An hero with a mustache or a mustache with an hero.
Can one be without the other?

A: Then, that señior over there came along and solved the production bug.
B: That señior is Vasyl. He is a true mustachero.

mustachero by el_pendejo June 25, 2021