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mosquitos pee hole 

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.
Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.

mosqitoe 

never stops sucking unless slapped
Ashlee is Nicks mosqitoe.
mosqitoe by lola October 10, 2004

Secret mosquitos 

I can't fucking see them! I'm covered in bumps and there's nothing there!
Brian got fucked up by secret mosquitos last night. I fear they'll be back for more tonight.

Mosquitos 

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
Mosquitos by P4RZ1V4L May 15, 2018

moshitos 

That rabbit is moshitos
moshitos by Iceyyyy June 7, 2018

mosquitos 

1. aye, whats that sound
2. which sound?
1. this squeeking high sound
2. oh thats a flying asshole
1. ohhhh mosquitos
mosquitos by ruffy123 March 28, 2022