1.]red neck town in the middle of a desert in washington
2.]the desert oasis!
3.]hell.hot as fuck. smells like dead fish
beaner 2: wtf were u in moses lake
beaner: yeah man. fuckin great.
person1: man never goin back to hell
person2: try living there.
Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole
I was in Moses Lake and saw this cow with giant horns.
Person 2: No way bro! Shes the principals son.
Person 1: ...Were cousins?!
Person: Sick. I guess it is Moses Lake though.