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Morgie Shitvak 

When you have abnormally smelly farts anyway, and you overeat at the hibachi station, washing the food down with three bowls of yum yum sauce. Then wait until you go to an escape room and plan your attack. You must wait until about mid-way through, when the team starts figuring out clues and opens the second room. You covertly do a Morgie Shitvak while the timer is running down, making your friends walk back and forth between rooms with clues dry heaving through your flatulence cloud.
Hey, you guys want to do an escape room? Nah, fuck that last time I was Morgie Shitvak'd and I have PTSD! No way, I'm getting trapped again!
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City Morgue 

A group of highly dangerous and crazy individuals who are known for their misdeeds.
Damn you hear City Morgue. Them guys are hard.
City Morgue by Zedd Redd September 25, 2019

gorgle morgle 

Gargling with a "google moogle" (see definition) to cure a sore throat; when the idea of actually drinking it (raw eggs, warm milk, etc.) makes you want to puke.
Judy: "What are those disgusting sounds you're making?"
Diane: "I'm just doing a quick gorgle morgle before my audition for American Idol."
gorgle morgle by brainyuck November 23, 2011
An ugly, overweight hispanic/vietnamese person who has a scat fetish, gets rejected on Discord often, and uses EU terminology when communicating.
"Tay Keith fuck these morgis up"
morgis by derpysniper April 2, 2023

The Morgue 

The bank.

It holds all of your 'Dead Presidents' (Money)... (past presidents that are dead are on the face of money)

See also 'casket'.
Woman: I just had to go to the morgue today.
Friend: Aww... who died?
Woman: No,No. I just had to cash my check.
A preverbal mind state that when reached a person is completely immobile and losses many simple motor skills such as walking and speaking. For example, your friend has just smoked 5 grams of weed in one sitting…he would proceed to hit the “morgue”. This reference refers to immobility of a cadaver at a morgue; thus a person that would be described as “morguing” (verb for morgue) is no doubt sitting on a couch procrastinating on whether or not they have the energy to roll over. Super ultra extreme lazy-ness is a synonym of “morgue”.
Man I was so "morgued" last night I dont know what came over me; it was probably the half ounce of sticky I puffed last night. That stuff always makes me hit "THE MORGUE".
Morgue by Shain and Poze January 13, 2006