When you have abnormally smelly farts anyway, and you overeat at the hibachi station, washing the food down with three bowls of yum
yum sauce. Then wait until you go to an escape room and plan your attack. You must wait until about
mid-
way through, when the team starts figuring out clues and opens the second room. You covertly do a Morgie Shitvak while the timer is running down, making your
friends walk back and forth between rooms with clues dry heaving through your flatulence cloud.
Hey, you guys want to do an
escape room? Nah, fuck that last time I was Morgie Shitvak'd and I have
PTSD! No way, I'm getting
trapped again!