by superdoo September 23, 2003
unflattering term for an Anglo-European female (usually American) who believes female parts plus a bottle of hair peroxide equals instant personality and attraction. I.e., barbie, air head, bimbo, shallow, dumb
by Professor Quest August 14, 2009
A mophead is a person who is by far the most annoying pile of poop anyone can think of. They "sprain" their ACL and are "injured" for a stupidly long amount of time. And after they get surgery on it, they pretend to be crippled for over 4 months for no reason but to get the attention that nobody gives them. They proceed to walk normally and then when there's a lot of people looking at them they start fake limping, especially in front of teachers. Also, they get butt hurt if u put cheese in their mailbox and threaten to call the cops every time someone looks at them. To add to that, they got the biggest mop on their head because they don't know how to get a hair cut. They then cut it after a year to look like them baseball kids with long hair but everyone still laughs at them.
Paul: Hey you see that kid over their with that fake limp?
John: Yeah he's such a mophead.
Paul: U right no one likes him.
John: Yeah he's such a mophead.
Paul: U right no one likes him.
by bigbadratlover200000 April 3, 2018
by TinyTittyTwister March 14, 2016
Typically someone who has spaghetti hair or really messy unkept hair that looks like a mop. They usually have nothing better to do with their lives other than fooling around or manuplating people. They tend to slack off and have too much pride to care about their hair. They actually think they look good but no one else thinks so.
by BlackFluffyButt May 7, 2021
A person who thinks he is one of those baseball kids with the slick back hair. Their hair literally resembles a huge mop for floor cleaning. They always "injure" themselves so that they can leave class early. They like to fake a limp everytime they walk by someone, especially a teacher so that they can get attention. Most people don't like this kind of person because they highly resemble a mouse. When this person gets mad they love to quiver their chin and grind their teeth together. Overall this is a person who can be easily made fun of for anything.
Bob: Hey you see that kid over there?
Jim: Yeah he literally looks like a mouse.
Bob: Omg he's fake limping in front of a teacher, what a mophead.
Jim: Yeah he literally looks like a mouse.
Bob: Omg he's fake limping in front of a teacher, what a mophead.
by xxxOKCLoverxxx April 6, 2018