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i told the moon about you. 

if she says this, she’s yours. have you heard talking to the moon by bruno mars? listen to it. she loves you.
“she said ‘i told the moon about you.’ what does that even mean?” “you idiot. she loves you. go get her.”

moonbounce 

Having sex on an inflatable bed. Made famous by 2-time world champion joggler THAXTER.
Why is Chuck inflating his bed?
He moonbounced some bitch last night.
I didn't see any bitches...
He sent that bitch out the back door.
Dece.
moonbounce by dal24nyj17 September 12, 2011

Moonboating 

Placing of one's face firmly between another's ass cheeks, and then vigorously shaking ones head while bellowing into the abyss thus producing a "motoring" sound!
While getting freaky Marshall started moonboating Abigail's butt.
Moonboating by The Crackens ass December 24, 2015

moonboot 

Moon Boot - a boot invented in 1971 by a company in Italy called Tecnica. Often imitated, the original has not changed since it's inception. The trademark "Moon Boot" is owned by the Tecnica company. While there are many copies, only the original has the lightweight, marshmallow feel. The original design and construction were patented but that patent expired in 1996, but yet no one has been able to copy the original.
"damn . . . don't you look swweeeettt in those rockin' moonboot.
greatest prankcaller of all time on JTV, also biggest alcoholic on JTV
moonboots
moonboots by jtvtruth December 27, 2009
Moon Boot is a boot designed by a company called Tecnica in the early 1970's. It became popular in the late 1970's and 1980's and is seeing a resurgence this season.

Moon Boot is a registered trademark of Tecnica - any supposed "Moon Boot" not offered by Tecnica is typically a knock-off. Don't be a poser - buy the real product. Fakes are for fakeees.
Wow . . . where did you get that pair of real and authentic moonboots?
moonboots by Bootie McBootstein September 26, 2006