A childfree insult for a female breeder. Sometimes "Moomie," or "Moo" for short. So-called because such women drop offspring like cows do, seeming to have little other purpose in life, and sometimes conspicuously breastfeed them in public. They often also bovinely ignore them...unless you attempt to discourage their crotchfruit from screaming or otherwise misbehaving in public, in which case they will begin lowing like an angry cow whose calf has been threatened.
That stupid Moomy was letting her little bastard tear up the entire supermarket while she stood obliviously in the frozen foods aisle.
by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006
Also spelt 'moomy cake'
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.
The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.
Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.
The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.
Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"
by LeVarnisher February 27, 2021
A Moomie is a small animal attracted by love and affection. they are a species from Cueens in Africa
Wow, look at that moomie run!
That moomie sure does look hungry, lets feed it !
Awe look how cute that moomie is!
That moomie sure does look hungry, lets feed it !
Awe look how cute that moomie is!
by yonce_beyonce December 28, 2022
by Mr. Mr. Cold Capybara (Lemo) September 10, 2022