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Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.
Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
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To fuck a technology teacher during study hall
Rishi and I were moofing in the office.
by techiekid January 22, 2010
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Master Of Organised Fun
"This night out has Moof written all over it."
"Yer it is really well organised."
by number16 April 10, 2013
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The bark of a dogcow.
Clarus says "moof"
by finder_error September 17, 2002
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Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.
He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.
by Fizzle butter December 12, 2011
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This word is so awsome that nobody knows what it means. It can really be anything you want.
What the moof?
You're such a moof.
Moof you!
Die you mother moofer!
by ur face is ugly December 29, 2010
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A German with bad english attempting the word: move.
"Moof your goddamn liederhosen (song trousers) off ze stuhl (chair)!
by skank ass weasel March 21, 2004
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Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."

Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
by angry piece of shit October 07, 2009
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