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42.
Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.
Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
by dj_monged August 16, 2004
 
1.
To fuck a technology teacher during study hall
Rishi and I were moofing in the office.
by techiekid January 22, 2010
 
2.
Master Of Organised Fun
"This night out has Moof written all over it."
"Yer it is really well organised."
by number16 April 10, 2013
 
3.
The bark of a dogcow.
Clarus says "moof"
by finder_error September 17, 2002
 
4.
This word is so awsome that nobody knows what it means. It can really be anything you want.
What the moof?
You're such a moof.
Moof you!
Die you mother moofer!
by ur face is ugly December 29, 2010
 
5.
A German with bad english attempting the word: move.
"Moof your goddamn liederhosen (song trousers) off ze stuhl (chair)!
by skank ass weasel March 21, 2004
 
6.
Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.
He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.
by Fizzle butter December 12, 2011
 
7.
An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.
I don't smell anything, was that a moof?
by UrbanTwisticle September 13, 2011