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36.
A mutation of a cow and dog. Making a Dow, thats the sound that mutation aka Dow would make.
Moof Moof.
by .hack//Gravity March 14, 2003
 
1.
To fuck a technology teacher during study hall
Rishi and I were moofing in the office.
by techiekid January 22, 2010
 
2.
Master Of Organised Fun
"This night out has Moof written all over it."
"Yer it is really well organised."
by number16 April 10, 2013
 
3.
The bark of a dogcow.
Clarus says "moof"
by finder_error September 17, 2002
 
4.
This word is so awsome that nobody knows what it means. It can really be anything you want.
What the moof?
You're such a moof.
Moof you!
Die you mother moofer!
by ur face is ugly December 29, 2010
 
5.
A German with bad english attempting the word: move.
"Moof your goddamn liederhosen (song trousers) off ze stuhl (chair)!
by skank ass weasel March 21, 2004
 
6.
Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.
He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.
by Fizzle butter December 12, 2011
 
7.
An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.
I don't smell anything, was that a moof?
by UrbanTwisticle September 13, 2011