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milk (cows are the most common source of milk)
Don't forget to finish your moo juice.
by Light Joker April 03, 2005
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usually milk but can be attributed to other white milky substances. popularized by the simpsons t.v. series.
gimmie a glass of moo-juice
by I HATE YOU May 16, 2003
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a pint of moo juice a day does yer good ya know
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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Special juice extracted from large managers of Waldenbooks.
by Zapix March 26, 2004
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One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.
omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.
by Brendan March 28, 2005
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adj : overly self-confident or self-assertive; "a very cocky young man"

Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.

adj : used colloquially of one who is overly conceited or arrogant; "a snotty little scion of a degenerate family"
"I am sooooo L337!"

Known to be the disapointer of Dave's Children

Can fly a little, brag alot

Lacks sense of humor when having the piss taken
by DC Community March 28, 2005
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