Montage'd 

A moment in one's life in which an event was so extensive that they tend to only remember it in a series of clips.
Generally a song one finds suitable to the event will play in their head during this.

Rocky suffered the most most severe case of being montage'd.

Montage'd by atomicturtle August 21, 2011

dr. montague

A terrible band teacher that talks off topic and picks first chair by who she likes.

Dr. Montague is a bitch

dr. montague by Moctor Dario May 18, 2018

Montague Tubesock 

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

Montague Tubesock by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

Montague 

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?

Montague by Louis devito January 31, 2009

Montagged 

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

Montagged by darclyte August 25, 2009

Montague 

Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.

Awww Montague said Hi to me today! (blushes)

Montague by gevieve23 November 30, 2010

Montague 

To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise

Holy Shit!! look at Garrett! His Dad totally just Montagued him at 30 mph!!!

Montague by LZ567 April 30, 2009