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One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.
His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.
by logan cleaver October 29, 2003
A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.
I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
self-righteous son of a bitch who thinks he has the authority to tell people they're going to hell
Fuck you monolog, you bastard!
by FU November 06, 2004