Top Definition
One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.
His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.
by logan cleaver October 29, 2003
A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.
I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003
self-righteous son of a bitch who thinks he has the authority to tell people they're going to hell
Fuck you monolog, you bastard!
by FU November 06, 2004

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