One large and consolidated turd in the toilet.
His high fiber diet may explain the presence of this massive monolog in the shitter.
by logan cleaver October 29, 2003
Can you define these popular missing words?
A single and solo turd passed during a bowel movement.
I got constipated from eating a jar of crunchy peanut butter two days ago and passed a monolog so long that I had to break it up with a mop handle before it would flush.
by harry flashman July 27, 2003