Monkeydonia 

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

Monkeydonia by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeytoes 

When someone can use their toes to pick things up or pinch you they have monkeytoes.

She used her monkeytoes to masturbate her lover to orgasm.

monkeytoes by jpg3 July 22, 2011

Monkey see, monkey do  

refers to the learning of a process without an understanding of why it works.

Monkey see, monkey do , monkey die!

Monkey see, monkey do by Muntajab January 6, 2009

Monkeypox 

Basically if COVID-19 and AIDS had a gay love child it's the Monkeypox virus.

1. Jimmy: "Omg Ron, I just tested positive for COVID-19, I have to quarantine for 2 weeks."
2. Ron: "You may have to quarantine longer than that Jimmy because I just found out that I have Monkeypox."

Monkeypox by wugugugug May 23, 2022

monkeywork 

Any repetitive time-wasting task not fit for a monkey. Busy work, drill and practice, boring school work, a waste of effort, something mindless.

I spent all morning on monkeywork!
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.

monkeywork by Max Girard September 10, 2007

monkey see monkey do 

an expression describing someone who imitates another person's actions, good or bad,simply by having watched them before.

"OMG did you about little Billy from down the street?? apparently he burned a house down...right here in the neighborhood!!"

"yeah, well his older brother used to do the same thing when he was around...monkey see monkey do I guess."

monkey see monkey do by polo November 25, 2004

Monkeypox 

the latest trendy hip disease to scare all of us into our duct-and-cover homes and watch commercials.

Yesterday it was arsenic laced tylenol. today it's anthrax, sars and monkeypox.

Monkeypox by thirdwave June 10, 2003