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monkey barring 

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
monkey barring by metro anthony October 24, 2005
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Monkeybagging 

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.
"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

Monkeyparking 

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.
"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

monkeybating 

The act of a monkey masturbating usually in public display such as a zoo.
Everytime I go to the zoo I witnessed some very typical monkeybating.
monkeybating by Malodorous June 24, 2016

Monkey Barring 

When a guy fucks a girl doggystyle and grabs her titties one by one as they shake.
Mike fucks Anne from behind monkey barring her, as her tits jiggle he grabs the left then right alternativley.
Monkey Barring by Tuhr3l October 18, 2009

monkeybating 

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.
monkeybating by Malodorous July 9, 2016
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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