monkey raping 

when a person gives someone a piggy back, and the person who is being carried dry humps the person whom is carrying thems back

is it just me or is he monkey raping you

monkey raping by flameinhell October 25, 2006

monkey raping shit eater 

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement

monkey raping shit eater by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Burmese Raping Monkey 

Alternative name for the orangutan used mainly in the country of Burma, though also widespread in southern Ontario. Refers back to pre-modern times when it was common for entire groups of orangutans to raid a village and rape the tribes-women.

Do up your belts, boys, this is Burmese Raping Monkey territory.

Look out, Pajesh! It's a Burmese Raping Monkey!

Burmese Raping Monkey by Frank Buck April 22, 2009

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

ass raping monkey farmer 

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.

'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

ass raping monkey farmer by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007

anal hole raping butt monkey 

When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole

Ryan is such a anal hole raping butt monkey

anal hole raping butt monkey by beltrussel December 5, 2010

Raging monkey 

clip all your pubic hairs and gather in a zip lock bag, cum in the face of a girl, then pull out the bag of pubic hair and toss it at her face. thus, infuriating her to chase after you with her arms wailing

if you want to get back at a girl, cum in her face, throw the pubic hair at her and run like hell! cause now a raging monkey is chasing you!

Raging monkey by ben pon March 25, 2008