monkey powder 

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.

Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...

monkey powder by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010

powder monkey 

A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle

I bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his ass and one eye open

powder monkey by BostonBySea January 13, 2006

Anti Monkey Butt Powder 

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond

hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!

Anti Monkey Butt Powder by Roofuhlyn July 19, 2010

powder monkey 

A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.

The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"

powder monkey by Powder Monkey February 1, 2004

Monkey Power 

Something that Kurt Cobain has massive quantities of.

Generated by monkeys banging cymbals together at high speeds.

1- WE MUST USE THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE LEFT
2- WHAT'S THAT?
1- MONKEY POWER

Monkey Power by wargleblargle December 11, 2010

Washin Powder Money

Money made by selling crack cocaine

"I got washin powder money- oj da juiceman

Washin Powder Money by DopE BoI313 November 4, 2009

Pondering Monkey 

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

Pondering Monkey by Matty N March 30, 2004