monkey moo 

noun, an affectionate name for a loved one
synonyms: baby,sweetie, boo, ruca

I spent the night watching a movie and cuddling with Arun, my monkey moo.

monkey moo by Dr. SBE February 16, 2009

moo monkey 

A name for someone being a total idiot

person 1: "I can play the piano with my toes while i eat cheese on toast"

Person 2: "Stop being such a fucking moo monkey"

moo monkey by Oszero April 8, 2006

Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words

I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice

Monkey Mooha by Monkey Mooha May 21, 2007

Monkey Moore 

A peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. Firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male, at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a Moorey shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

My god he just Monkey Moored her

Monkey Moore by Moore Fun July 22, 2011

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider  

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider by One- Knighter August 24, 2008

monkey on the moon 

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

monkey on the moon by dumasses February 3, 2008

Jangles the moon monkey 

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

Jangles the moon monkey by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019