monkey booty 

a term used while referring to the buttocks of a primate.

ooohhh damn, i went to the jungle and i caught me a monkey with a banana and kind words. that damn monkey was all over me man, wooooooo i like that there monkey booty.

monkey booty by Sam Cochrane April 9, 2007

Monkey Booty 

When something does not make sense

Being arrested for that is monkey booty

Monkey Booty by Talon Critton August 17, 2024

Monkey Booty Cancer AIDs 

When a black person somehow has AIDS and cancer at the same time.

"Yowzers! You've got monkey booty cancer AIDS, Benny!"

Monkey Booty Cancer AIDs by big boddy4444 August 24, 2023

booty money 

One who is a sexual partner in exchange for currency. Mostly going by the name of Michelle.

Hey Michelle, you my booty money

booty money by Cockmagicmaster May 5, 2015

Big Booty Young Money 

A phrase coined by Garrettonimus Horne I, the highest level of self-actualization. Personal Nirvana.

A philosophy adopted by big bootyists.

Also see: Big Bootyism

We need some Big Booty Young Money!

You know what the kids are saying: Big Booty Young Money.

Big Booty Young Money by Garrettonimus March 14, 2013

Monkeybooty 

A monkeybooty is a man-child, in the age range of 25-35, that lives in his mother's house, eating her food, all the while maintaining the idea that it's preposterous to get a job. This man will fill you with so much false crap, so BEWARE!! He'll use his intellect and adorable charm to convince you that he is always right and no one else can be trusted. A monkeybooty will suck out your soul if you let him. IT IS ADVISABLE TO STAY AT LEAST 100 FEET AWAY FROM THE MONKEYBOOTY!!!!!

me: "Why don't you get a job and help me out?"

my EX boyfriend: "Because I don't NEED a job. I have you. I'm the great Monkeybooty."

me: "I wanna break up now."

Monkeybooty by Melbel801 November 22, 2011

boot money 

Paper currency (usually benjamins) stored in a cowboy boot in the back of one's closet in attempt to avoid scrutiny from a significant other or spouse. This money is usually reserved for questionable activities that require heightened discretion.

setting: two guys walk into a strip club

Guy 1 (handed a wad of cash by Guy 2): No way I can accept five hundred dollars in cash
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, dude, this is boot money

boot money by catpaw September 1, 2012