The butt of a monkey.
A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.
What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day
when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt
Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"
A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"
When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.
I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"
An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.
Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.
after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey