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7 definitions by urexcellency

 
1.
on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
 
2.
when you smoke pot and your mouth gets dry
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
 
3.
when a fat hog of a woman has rolls that droop over her bra strap in the back giving the appearance of titties
one time i put my erection in a bitches back titties and back tittie fucked her
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
 
4.
crusty poop that clings to ass hair
dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
 
5.
on a hot summer day when you take a shit and you dont wipe your ass to good and then your crack and hole get chaffed and it mixes with sweat and it fucks your whole day cause it irritates when you walk, woman wont admit to this
i pooed this morniing and didnt wipe good now i have crotch rot.. see monkey butt
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
 
6.
the word in which woman like to have their meat wallets refered to as
jessica can play the harmonica with her sloppy twat
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
 
7.
a cunt infested with herpe sores
the scabs on that bitches herpe sores chaffed my erection
by urexcellency May 16, 2003