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mondayitis 

Call it what you want, but "Mondayitis" is a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many individuals feel when starting the Monday morning work week. This feeling is usually enhanced after a large weekend.
Boss: "good morning, looking a little worse for wear whats wrong?"

Worker: "Got a case of Mondayitis"
mondayitis by Domin8or December 18, 2007
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Mondayitis 

Only contractable on a Monday working week, this pandemic has been observed worldwide and syptoms usually include : being mentally and physically unfit, a generall fatigue, failure to ' call in ' .
Boss : " Hey where's joe ? "

Co-Worker : " He's got Mondayitis "
Mondayitis by UsernameAlreadyTaken November 17, 2014

mondayitis 

The seemingly contaigous disease that effects people on Mondays. Symptoms include not showing up for work or even calling in, usually triggered by over celebrating Sunday Funday. Home cures include late night breakfastses, sleeping late and half-hearted pledges of sobriety. Usually lasts until Friday Eve.
whenever i celebrate sunday funday, i usually end up with a bad case of mondayitis!
mondayitis by duffball October 22, 2009

mondayitis 

when you feel tired and grouchy on a monday because you have had a rough weekend usually with little or no sleep
darn this mondayitis i feel so tired
mondayitis by -cliche- November 19, 2007

mondayitis 

A feeling many people suffer, especially kids when going back to school. Symptoms can include; upset tummy, pangs of sadness, slight fever, runny nose, and a few others. The cure is to sleep for at least twelve hours and eat cupcakes.
"Mommy, I have a case of mondayitis."

or
"Sorry, it's mondayitis."

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026