Moncton 

A small city in the Canadian province of New Brunswick, located in the south-east quarter.

Dan: Hey, man! Wanna go to Moncton today?
Dan's friend: Sure a bit far though, you pay half the gas.
Dan: Fuck you! But fine

Moncton by Interdan October 19, 2008

Monktonite

Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.

Monktonite by Time4SumAksion July 30, 2004

Moncktoned 

To fabricate data, a sham, a mockery of the truth.

Instead of doing research Fred sat around and got high. With three hours left before having to present his findings he Moncktoned some figures together to show the desired result.

Since his audience was uninformed and because Fred was naturally convincing, nobody bothered to check his data.

Moncktoned by BritishKnight July 15, 2010

moncton shuffle 

Receive a handjob while driving through Moncton, and that's it. Because nobody wants to stop there.

Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.

moncton shuffle by Watchoutfor12 July 24, 2017

Monkton 

the mucus secreted by the anal glands to help lubricate fecies.

U stink like monkton!

Monkton by Fat Ass Biatch May 19, 2003

Moncton Mocha-chino 

An obscure sexual move in which the male grates processed cheese directly into a females vagina, and when the cheese begins to melt, the penis is inserted, and then jamed into the females mouth, or another person. Not to be confused with the Fredericton Fondue

I paid the whore 12$ and an oreo to let me do a Moncton Mocha-chino. So worth it.

Moncton Mocha-chino by Sir Scoats April 24, 2011

Moncton 

Full of obnoxious French people that nobody likes

- wanna go to Moncton?
- go to hell...

Moncton by zebra123456789 November 21, 2011