2 definitions by BritishKnight

Top Definition
To fabricate data, a sham, a mockery of the truth.
Instead of doing research Fred sat around and got high. With three hours left before having to present his findings he Moncktoned some figures together to show the desired result.

Since his audience was uninformed and because Fred was naturally convincing, nobody bothered to check his data.
#dishonest #snake oil salesman #lazy #false #misleading
by BritishKnight July 15, 2010
When an individual searches through their carpet for lost drugs (usually when high or coming down. often in an obsessive and/or neurotic manner
When skip ran out of crack he immediately started skeeching through the floor for hours
#sceeching #skeaching #sceech #skeach #skeech
by britishknight March 12, 2015
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