Modeled on "menage a trois", menage a toi is that less fortunate circumstance where self-love is one's only option.
(Cue Palmela Handerson. Ooh, that blows!)
Brostar #1: Bro dude, did you end up taxing those two crumpets last night?
Brostar #2: No dude, it was whack the way they just went off and left a brotha high and dry!
Brostar #1: So I takes it you done had yourself an itty-bitty "menage a toi"?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!