Mommy and daddy issues 

Your family’s fucked <3

But it’s okay so is mine <3

I have mommy and daddy issues.

Mommy and daddy issues by @mommyanddaddyissues.com November 15, 2021

mommy and daddy time 

A euphemism for sex.

Mr. Stevens: Timmy, you need to go bed. Your mom and I need to have some mommy and daddy time.

mommy and daddy time by Jeff Jeffersonicus IV February 22, 2009

mommy and daddy wrestling 

Euphemism for a mother and father having sex.

Mommy and daddy wrestling happens so often that they could be in WrestleMania. They probably come right in the middle of the ring just like they do in the WWE.

mommy and daddy wrestling by GLT75 May 17, 2017

mommy and daddy wrestling 

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.
That's what people say right?

Last night I say mommy and daddy wrestling and I decided to join in.

mommy and daddy wrestling by Boi Is A Burnt Sweet Potato February 17, 2017

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

mommy and daddys room keeps making weird squaky noises and my mum keeps screaming "harder daddy". I think she is tackling a monster WWE style.

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?

well... their having s-

FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED

why is there noises in mommy and daddys room? by fatfucc February 19, 2020

Mummy and daddy pig 

A bad couple because mummy pig is only 4 and daddy pig is 107 so they are a bad couple

You and Johnny are such a mummy and daddy pig

Mummy and daddy pig by Memes123456789 February 24, 2020