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McMinute 

A McMinute is the unit of time it takes for your McDonald’s drive thru order to be completed, usually ranging between 2-8 normal minutes. A McMinute can be used to describe a frame of time for a short task or objective.
Ex 1: “John, can you come help me with something? I need a hand.”

“Give me a McMinute, I need to use the bathroom first.”

Ex 2: “When will dinner be ready?”

“In a couple McMinutes.”
McMinute by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
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When your child nominates you to be classroom parent, or nominates you for any task you would have otherwise said NO to. This nomination usually occurs when you are not present, or if you are present, there is a large group of people and backing out would make you look like an ass.
Once again, Chuckie "Mominated" me to be team mom for soccer. I am already classroom mom from a previous "Momination"
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A moment of selfcare
I was so overwhelmed by everything going on during this pandemic that I had to take a moi-nute to decompress. Just a moinute before I get on this Video chat.
Moinute by glibidy April 3, 2020

Momminders 

When a Mom constantly reminds her kids to do things they don't want to do. Having to always remind the kids is annoying on both parts but she did it with love. Momminders are given by the best Moms!
The dedictated Mom was constantly giving her kids Momminders to do their homework, clean their rooms, walk the dog, and take out the garbage. The Momminders were annoying to give and receive but were always given with love.
Momminders by suzgirl September 8, 2019

mizminutes 

cute funny tiktoker that needs a gf so dont be shy !
man mizminutes ended the entire marvel cast
mizminutes by swinectrl August 12, 2021

Momminder 

It's all the annoying reminders great Moms give their kids.
I was packing to leave on a trip when my Mom came in my room with Momminders to pack my passport, take snacks and pack extra underwear. Then she suggested another Momminder when she told me to lock and tag my luggage. Then another Momminder when she suggested I pack purell and extra kleenex. I got it!
Momminder by suzgirl September 12, 2021

Mom Minute

(n.) The approximate amount of time it takes for your mom to do something when she says "I'll be there in a minute"

General* conversion rate

1 mom minute= 15 normal minutes

*Please note that conversions vary. Moms may take up to 30 minutes or an hour after declaring their mom minute, and in those rare cases, they actually come in a minute.
Kid: "Hey Mom, can you come help me with my homework?"

Mom: "Yes, just a minute"

Kid: "Oh, ok, I guess that's a mom minute. I'll be back in 15 minutes, I'm gonna go watch some tv while I wait"
Mom Minute by bigducky29 February 22, 2011