3 definitions by Cateye5
One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
“The bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.”
“If the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon they’ll be more than a Hitler or two.”
by Cateye5 October 29, 2019
A McMinute is the unit of time it takes for your McDonald’s drive thru order to be completed, usually ranging between 2-8 normal minutes. A McMinute can be used to describe a frame of time for a short task or objective.
Ex 1: “John, can you come help me with something? I need a hand.”
“Give me a McMinute, I need to use the bathroom first.”
Ex 2: “When will dinner be ready?”
“In a couple McMinutes.”
“Give me a McMinute, I need to use the bathroom first.”
Ex 2: “When will dinner be ready?”
“In a couple McMinutes.”
by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
A state in which your intelligence quotient is is both incredibly high and retardedly low at the same time.
by Cateye5 May 4, 2021