Mozart 

One bad ass mofo who could rock the piano like no one else.

Bach ain't got nothin' on Mozart.

When I grow up, I want to be just like Mozart.

Mozart by Clyde November 12, 2004

Mozart 

The greatest musical mind ever to live. Only a handful of people can compare with him in terms of musical proficiancy.

Anyone who denies Mozart's musical supremacy lacks logic.

Mozart by 999999999999999999 August 21, 2010

Mozart Fart 

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

Mozart Fart by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014

Mozart 

A composer/performer of Classical music. Born 1756, died 1791. A musical prodigy, he began to play the keyboard at age 3, and composed his first piece of music at the age of 5. His works are often regarded to be the epitome of the Classical era of music, perhaps because he the most well-known of Classical composers. Some of his most famous works include the Symphony no. 40 and his collection of piano sonatas.

I played Mozart's Sonata no. 12 yesterday for a recital.

Mozart by BLARG man March 2, 2005

Mozart 

The classical era composer who lived from 1756-1791. Born in Salzberg, Austria. Was a dumbass at spending money. Party like a drunk bitch oftenly. Father toured him around Europe to perform to loyalty, and he enjoyed this lifestyle so he used most of his money to party and shit. Also got rejected by a girl once. The next wife he found, his father and sister disapproved. The greatest composer ever.

This guy is such a Mozart! He is the prodigy of the prodigies!

Mozart by sunnynoodlerice October 24, 2018

Mozart boobs 

In the Opera World, terminology referring to breasts which neatly fit into a corset, therefore looking good on the Opera Stage i.e. they'd be grand in a Mozart opera, such as The Marriage of Figaro.

Backstage hand 1: Phwoar!
Backstage hand 2: Yeah!
Backstage hand 1: Yeah, I'd do that!
Backstage hand 2: Anytime!
Backstage hand 1: I know we're doing Wagner, but...
Backstage hand 2: BUT...!
Backstage hand 1: That's a right set of Mozart boobs!
Backstage hand 2: What I wouldn't do to get my hands on that pair...
Backstage hand 1 (dreamily): yeah...
Backstage hand 2: yeah...
Backstage hand 1: (hornily): YEAH!

Mozart boobs by Sinead April 22, 2005

Mozart 

Did you know he had a scat fetish?

I love Mozart's music! So well written, so classic-
You know he had a scat fetish, right?
...

Mozart by arandomhumanintheuniverse May 6, 2019