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Mollywhop-(V.)1.When a grown man beats another grown man as if he were a girl under the age of 10. Getting mollywhopped is not a regular beatdown, but a beating where the victim is so physically or mentally incapable of fighting back they go down like a little bitch.

2.When a man beats another person using only the head of their penis seeMushroom Stamp. For the best example, an imprint of the penis head should be visible for a minimum of 2 days after.
1.You shoulda seen Debo mollywhop that faggot. He stomped a mudhole in his ass!

2.Her face was so covered in mushroom stamps after that mollywhopping, it looked like she had an allergic reaction to dick.
Mollywhop by Mike McGrath November 4, 2005

mollywhomp 

a) The act of completely destroying an opponent to the point of embarrassment.

b) To beat severely about the head and shoulders.

(see also: pwn)
"Man, we were playing team slayer on Halo 2 last night, and got totally mollywhomped 50-7."

"A young punk got completely mollywhomped last night leaving 2 black eyes and severe bruises that have him in critical condition."
mollywhomp by Adam Holloway July 21, 2005

mollywhopped 

When you want to fight someone,, or describe what you are going to do to them in the fight.
That beezy was talking mess, she is going to get mollywhopped.
mollywhopped by MilesInferno April 8, 2008

Mollywhopper

1.) someone who takes his penis out during oral sex and hits his girl in the face with it.
2.) someone who gave a severe, one sided beating
Personification of Mollywhop
1.) "this boy's a fool, girl didnt know he was a mollywhopper and she got a face full."
2.) "it was an even fight till this mollywhopper came through and cleaned up on 'em."
Mollywhopper by Yola October 4, 2007
Slang term, to be beat up or to be beaten up. Threat.
You better shut up before I mollywhop you
Mollywhop by Austin Favreau May 5, 2008

Mollywhopper

A hard wangslap that leaves a purple mushroom on a girl's face.
I just gave my ho a nice mollywhopper!
Mollywhopper by ANTI POP 102 October 9, 2004