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molexted 

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To receive a text message or picture that is sexual in nature and wasnt wanted or expected
OMG! That dude John just sent me a picture of his junk. I was talking to him after the party and gave him my number, and he molexted me!
molexted by totalg33k October 2, 2010
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Molexted 

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when you get sexted by someone that you dont want to sext with.
WTF dude Cindy just molexted me.

That's fucking gross man.
Molexted by ricearoni24 April 17, 2011
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molexted • Molested • #molested • Molested diaper • Molestedtown • Mollexted • Moltexted • massively molested • Dad-Molested • horse-molested

Molexted 

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When someone gets sexted by someone they didn't want to be sexted by
Jane molexted my last night when she sent me dirty texts that made me uncomfortable
Molexted by Oh iTs Pyro April 23, 2011
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molexted 

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being texted nonstop by someone you dont want to text
marry molexted me last night
molexted by kerbe1379 October 2, 2010
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Molexted 

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When you are sexted by someone you have never met or who you don't like.
*Texting on phone*

Creeper: Ayo girl, my dick is throbbing for you ;) ;)

Girl: I think I just got molexted
Molexted by milozzy1 March 16, 2013
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Molexted 

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When you are sexted by someone you don't find attractive. Molestation by sexting.

Molexting: The act of sexting by the attractively challenged.
Ewww...I just got a sext from Hairy Brian...I just got molexted.
Molexted by The Minnie Muffin April 10, 2013
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Judicially Molested

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N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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