molestuary 

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin molestus - burdensome, annoying.
1 : The sacred chamber inside a church where priests are permitted to ritually molest adolescent youth.

Father Sheehan took Cindy into the molestuary to assess her progress toward sexual maturation.

molestuary by Bernini1598 April 6, 2010

molestery 

Like a molester; an adjective applied to a person who is most likely a man in a windowless van. Said individual may be sporting the ever-popular skullet.

Who is that man in the windowless van?
I don't know, but he looks molestery!
Let's away!

molestery by bigrudy April 8, 2010

molestar 

A spanish word meaning to bother, annoy

molestar: no me molestas! - leave me alone, dont bother me

molestar by nycsp January 11, 2007

molesturbation 

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

molesturbation by cos7a August 18, 2010

molestaraphobia 

Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.

Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.

molestaraphobia by Ya....no September 8, 2020

molestaurant 

A family friendly restaurant where kids eat for free

Hey kids do you wanna go to the molestaurant? Wear something sexy!

Oh dad not again!

molestaurant by TastyPandas August 29, 2020

Molestarded

When someone, usually a woman, decides to make stupid decisions that lead to the unfortunate rape of that individual. Usually involves alcohol and is something that your parents have told you several times.

Joe: Did you hear? Melissa was raped last night.

Steve: Well I'm not surprised, she left the bar completely hammered and took the walk home through a dark alley...

Joe: Man, she is so molestarded

Molestarded by arose22 November 6, 2011