Crazy Monkey Sex

A frequent reaction women have, usually newly weds, when women are taken to tropical settings and commit unadulterated sexual acts on the other person. Their sexual appetite is dramatically increased and inhibitions are greatly reduced.

New Husband - "Man, when we were in Aruba for our honeymoon, my wife was a fiend for sex. All she wanted to do was have crazy monkey sex all day long!"

Crazy Monkey Sex by Joshermon September 1, 2009

Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.

We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

Mad Wild Monkey Sex by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004

upside down monkey sex 

One partner hangs upside down from a high place, while the other partner runs around the room and beats their chest while shrieking at the top of their lungs. Once out of breath the hanging partner must fall down on top of the other partner's back and they must wrestle to figure out who is the dominant one.

"Hey fellas, see that girl over there? She is into all kinda of weird stuff, even upside down monkey sex!"

upside down monkey sex by Yerpidy July 25, 2015

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

shaved monkey sex by minghi May 17, 2003

hot monkey sex 

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

hot monkey sex by Oprah February 25, 2003

hot monkey sex 

wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.

After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.

hot monkey sex by Rickee April 23, 2003

wild-monkey sex 

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.

1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

wild-monkey sex by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 11, 2006