Oprah's definitions

log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

Beefy

Thick, not at all slim. Chunky style.

Betty used to be so trim in high school, but after she went to college she got all beefy and chunkified.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

Pill

The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex.

Now that my girl's on the pill I can enjoy sex again.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

megalog

A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over.

The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not only plugged the toilet drain, it also pierced the surface a good 4 inches.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

orgasm

The meaning of life.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

panty

(noun) An emasculated male; wuss.

Quit being such a panty and ask that bitch out already.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003