Oprah's definitions

panty

(noun) An emasculated male; wuss.

Quit being such a panty and ask that bitch out already.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

megalog

A piece of fecal matter (or log) that is of exquisitely generous dimensions. Such robust specimens are the bane of low-flow toilets the world over.

The megalog I had been composing for 42 minutes not only plugged the toilet drain, it also pierced the surface a good 4 inches.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

cock

A male chicken. Rooster.

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

Pill

The most important drug EVER made. Prevents women from getting pregnant without stripping the fun from sex.

Now that my girl's on the pill I can enjoy sex again.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

LSD

Long
Slow
Dump


I gotta take a long,slow dump!

Oh man I'm really feelin that LSD now!

by Oprah March 13, 2005

SNL

Was once ONE OF THE GREATEST sketch comedy shows (Monty Python, anyone?) until great performers like Phil Hartman, Mike Meyers, and Dana Carvey left along with all the writers who actually knew what irreverent humor was all about.

I love watching old SNL re-runs on Comedy Central, but that new SNL shit is just sad and depressingly un-funny. I think I'm gonna shoot myself now.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003