a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.
we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.
by minghi May 17, 2003
driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.
shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.
by hoehoefromdawg September 28, 2003