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Model Railroad

A large table that is home to scale model trains as part of the hobby of model railroading. Commonly known as a layout. Model Railroads can vary in realism from fictional (freelanced) to prototypical, and size from a simple 4x8 plywood sheet to a "basement empire". Often confused for simply running toy trains in a circle, or oval. (which it can include)
Bob: Hey Dave, you got any hobbies?
Dave: I have a model railroad.
Bob: So, you run toy trains? Dude, your 35!
Dave: *facepalm*
Model Railroad by EnragedHavoc August 22, 2011
A girl named Magdeline is a dream come true, they can easily be the love of your life by her cute giggles and smiles, amazing personality, her sense of humor, and her beautiful looks. Can easily make a person speechless, litteraly puts their problems to the side just to be helpful. They are sweet, cute, outgoing, adorable, honest, sincere, loving, wifey-type, giggley, cheesy, dumb, and just so precious. Maggie, if you're reading this, just know you're the most beautiful person to exist in the world and any person would be glad to claim you as theirs. <3
Magdeline has the cutest laugh uwu
Magdeline by Dreamer_Girl March 15, 2019

instagram model 

Girls on instagram who photoshop ALL of their pictures, wear pounds of makeup and have 250k followers. They claim they're models.
Friend 1: You're a model!? Who's your agency?
Friend 2: Instagram
Friend 1: oh... So you're an instagram model, not a real one
instagram model by KGenevieve October 28, 2013

ibm model m

The best fucking keyboard known to mankind.
Guy1: Is that an IBM model M?
Guy2: HELL YEAH (proceeds to CLACK CLACK CLACK).
ibm model m by cyclist1 March 7, 2016

Model UN Syndrome 

A serious condition where the individual, in the week after a Model United Nations trip, attempts to use a placard with his or her name on it in school to speak or feels it is acceptable to pass notes or bring motions in the classroom.

This syndrome often results in embarrassment or reprimand.
Sid: Point of Inquiry!
*raises placard*
Teacher: What?

Sid: Oh sorry, I still have Model UN Syndrome.
Model UN Syndrome by srav November 23, 2009

art modell 

Art Modell was the owner of the Cleveland Browns from 1961-1995. In 1995, after sucking every dick in Baltimore and taking quite a few in his ass, he moved the Browns to Baltimore and renamed the team the Baltimore Ravens. He is known as the Antichrist in most circles and actual rioting took place in Cleveland after the move. He reportedly died of coronary problems in 2012 but he would need to have a heart for that to be true. After his death, Art Modell has talked about relocating Hell. Art Modell's last name can be used as a synonym for shitting or moving.
Marco: Hey, where's the bathroom dude?
Josh: Around the corner, just don't Modell in there.

Lisa: How was work honey?
Cameron: Pretty bad, the office is being modelled so I have to drive an extra half and hour to work now.

Rick: Did you hear Art Modell died?
Derek: Yeah, I heard he's sucking a bag of dicks down in Hell.
art modell by Anthony Bands December 10, 2013