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Muelleresque 

An adjective describing a deliberate, unhurried and exacting focus such as that demonstrated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.
The Muelleresque ballet unfolds in stark contrast to the ham-footed bungledance of the Simpleton in Chief.
Muelleresque by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018
Related Words

Getting Millered 

the act of getting so drunk, you throw up and pass out
Getting Millered is not what you want to be doing. Adam wasn't in a good state after he got millered

moltered 

to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location.
Doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.
moltered by Molter555 March 23, 2012

mullered 

1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility.
3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind.


As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals.
I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......

A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it....

We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill

This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area....

Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final.
Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career.
mullered by james mcdonnell March 16, 2004

Millered 

verb - the act of having a proposed time pushed systematically out with the same, or similiar, excuse. Usually in 15 minute increments. Most often happens between the times of 8:30pm and 10:00pm EST.
"Hey steve, wanna play a game tonight?"
-"ya sounds, good. I'll be ready at 8:30"
"ok"
8:30 arrives
"Steve you ready?"
-"ya just gotta do a few quick things, gimme till 8:45"
"ok"
8:45 arrives
"alright steve"
-"ya just gotta eat something, i'll be ready at 9"

"millering" repeats until about 9:30-10:30pm upon the arrival at two conclusions

"jesus we were ready hours ago....we got fucking millered"
-"relax im here, let's go"

or

"steve its 10 o clock, wtf."
-"ya i got REALLY comfortable in this chair...i won't be playing after all"
"what the fuck, my night just got millered"
Millered by Weres June 29, 2009
A derogatory term used to describe a person who ignores his friend after dating his friend's ex-girlfriend. A Moeller often tries to steal the friends of his former friends, and will insult his old friend to make himself feel superior.
He was shopping with us and just left when he saw his ex-friend.. he pulled a Moeller!
Moeller by iliketoeatdogsplox October 16, 2010