modge

solid excretion from genitals
could refer to "nob cheese" or vaginal "hair balls" or similar products

can also be used to express disgust or as an insult

"i can't piss cause i got a build up of modge"

"her face looks like modge"

by arabian monkey-penguin March 11, 2009

modge

a short fat ugly woman

A: "gross, look at that modge pigging out in front of that llama"
B: "i know..i sure wish i spoke a few words of french."

by rekksta January 27, 2004

Modge

to kiss someone you really dont like, or have no feelings for.

He/she means nothing

I modged your one last night she was rotten

by awildemcw November 11, 2009

modging

for either sex to be touching their genitals in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clentching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques...

"yo bitch, you coming out tonight?"

"naa not tonight mate, im having a modge, maybe tomorrow..."

"ohh Dean your such a wanker.."

by rareun September 4, 2005

modging

In the art of making a cup of tea, the stimulation or titillation of the teabag in the cup in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clenching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques.

Here pet, get the biscuits ready, I'm just modging the teas.

by apesg May 27, 2020

Modge

A vigorous rubbing and massaging of the face using tips of fingers, either by yourself or by another

I gave myself a good modge this morning and pow, the hangover was gone

by Jimmy_Fingers June 1, 2009

Modge Podge

a word used to describe a confused or disorderly mass or collection of things; a "mess" or a "jumble"

the exhibit was a Modge Podge of mediocre art, bad art, and really bad art

by bpetish May 17, 2011