Moblie Homie 

1.)A person who thinks they are getto/street but in reality are just fags who think its cool to wear an oversized, straitgh brim, fitted hat with the sticker still on it, ESPECIALLY white people trying to be black.

2.)Someone who drives a "getto" (any after market parts that are worth more than the car itself) car that is really a piece of shit

1.)People who go to MacDuffie & think that they are "getto" are Mobile Homies.

2.)Hey, check out that Mobile Homie, his welfare check just got him a body kit that doesn't match the rest of his crappy Honda!

Moblie Homie by Ben Norton November 24, 2003

Moblie command center 

Moblie command center is a pharse or slang term when you take mutliple electronic devices or items with you. Such as a cell phone or several cell phones, beeper, computer, binders, bag, etc. A termed used when your connected to these devices due to personal or work reasons.

Husband: Honey I'm leaving, see you later.

Wife: Don't forget to take your moblie command center with you!

Moblie command center by Hankscolts July 10, 2011

rap moblie 

A variation of the pimp mobile. This one is used for R.A.P.
Suck it!

M: ...You're bbeiahpp right!
Dr: To the Rapmoblie!

rap moblie by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 26, 2004

scrote moblie 

a ballbag driving an automobile

ryan driving an automobile which makes it a scrote moblie

scrote moblie by kevin1983 July 27, 2006

Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.

"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

Mobile Game Ads by nonameihavenocreativity October 28, 2018

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

Mobile sperm bank by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Egg Mobile 

The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy

"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse

"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom

Egg Mobile by smailliw nehs June 26, 2020