Quiet retiring

Quiet retiring is the same as quiet quitting except the individual is working towards retirement and they are tired of putting in all the extra work and getting nothing more or earning anything more. This fall for someone that’s within 1 to 5 years of retirement from there career and even possibly 10 years depending on their job and or age.
Person one: I’ve noticed Paul has been slowing now and just getting by with the workload.

Person two: Yeah, he’s quiet retiring now. He’s just a few years away from the gold watch.
by Hankscolts August 19, 2022
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Touched in the head

Touched in the head means someone who acts a little slow, behind the eight ball, not understanding common sense things. This can be a one time episode or repeated episodes.
I think Phil is touched in the head today. He doesn’t seems a little slow and behind the eight ball to what’s going today.
by Hankscolts November 22, 2022
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The phrase “That will be a future me problem” is as the phrase states. Whatever problem your are working on will be a future you problem.
Person 1- I did a half ass job on the car repair. “That will be a future me problem”
by Hankscolts December 02, 2022
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Knuckle Dragger

Knuckle Dragger is a term used to describe a old school Correction Officer who in their early days of Corrections used brut strength over knowledge and skill.
Look at Jack he was once a old school knuckle Dragger CO! He use to use brut strength to deal with inmates, now he’s a skill Corrections professional!
by Hankscolts February 22, 2018
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Four finger fucking

Four finger fucking is a response used by one person when told by another person a story or describing a sitution that is unbelieveable.
Person 1 "Telling a unbelieveable story or sitution"

Person 2 response- " Are you four finger fucking me??? I can't believe that story happened.
by Hankscolts May 28, 2011
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Big furry fuzzy kittens

Big furry fuzzy kittens ( or big furry fuzzy kittens with claws) is a phrase said when someone is more then mad. If they say big furry fuzzy kittens with claws, then they are beyond mad and are so upset they have blacked out.
Person 1- telling story or comment making other person mad.

Person 2- you keep it up, I'm going to have Big furry fuzzy kittens with claws.

Person 1- I'm sorry to upset you, then.
by Hankscolts January 11, 2013
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The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
by Hankscolts May 28, 2011
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