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I am amazed at how internet porn sites make for some great mm!
It definitely comes in handy (no pun intended!) whenever Shirley goes away for the weekend! :)
by Robert Massey August 20, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Money match. Usually a test of skill against another person, this forces each player to be more serious about competing against each other once money is on the line.

Generally used as a way to keep old hobbies alive and exciting, to get a simple rush out of gambling, and to compete on the highest level of skill each person is capable of.

Boy: Fuck, bball is boring now..
Boy2: MM 10$?
Boy: You're on.
by Kim Humongous Nguyen November 18, 2008
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short version of My Majesty, the oppinion we all have on ourselves ;}
MM is not in the mood for your bullshit, so stop spamming me.
by Niolvia March 17, 2007
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Morning masturbation...the process of waking up and shooting of a knuckle baby
Ted: hey jim wake up, we gotta meet the guys for breakfast
Jim: go ahead with out me, im gonna get some MM in before i leave.
Ted: this time dont get it on the wall
by DR. McBridealshower April 05, 2010
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Romanian abbreviation for word "mortii matii" which is an insult.
-Muie
-Pleaca in mm
by trc February 29, 2008
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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MULTIPLE MEN SYNDROME-when a woman/girl is juggling 2 or more men at the same time.
symptons-calling out the wrong names during sex,forgetting dates,showing up at the wrong guys house.
Hey girl,why do you look so tired?Its just because I'm suffering from M.M.S,I totally have all the symptoms!...
by Roni Coleman January 18, 2008
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MM is the short form of Much Music, Canada's version of MTV. It plays more music than MTV, yet is somehow a lot more ghetto. Perhaps it is because they hire somebody off of the street every year as part of their Search?
Person 1: I was watching MM's Punk Show yesterday, and they played a fucking Emo band!
Person 2: Yeah, MM is ghetto.
Person 1: And pumo.
Person 1 and 2: SO NOT RELLIN!
by Sahara April 19, 2005
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